80+ Wedding Puns: A Wedding Guide Full of Laughs

Your wedding day is a momentous occasion, but that doesn’t mean there’s no room for a little lighthearted fun! Sprinkle some laughter throughout the festivities with the magic of wedding puns. This guide is your one-stop shop for incorporating witty wordplay into every aspect of your special day, from vows to captions and hashtags.

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Pun-derful Wedding Vows: The Best Wedding Puns

“You’re the avocado to my toast, and I can’t imagine life without you.”
“I donut know what I’d do without you. You’re the sprinkles on my cupcake!”
“From this day forward, I promise to love you s’more and s’more.”
“You’ve stolen a pizza my heart, and I’m whisked away by your love.”
“I whale always love you, even when the seas get rough.” (Bonus points for a beach wedding!)
“You’re the brie to my cheese, and I can’t wait to gouda you forever.”
“I’m so in love with you, you’ve buttered my toast!”
“You make my heart beet faster than a drum solo.”
“I promise to love you in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do us part… and maybe even a little longer if the cake is good!”
“You’re the yin to my yang, the peanut butter to my jelly, the perfect match for me.”
“I’ll love you from here to moon and back… even if it means dealing with your in-laws!” (Use with caution!)
“You’re the missing piece of my puzzle, and I can’t wait to fit together forever.”
“I’m so lucky to be marrying my best friend. You’re the icing on the cake of my life!”
“Saying ‘I do’ to you is the easiest decision I’ve ever made. You’re simply a-mazing!”
“You’re the apple of my eye, and I can’t wait to core-dial you for the rest of our lives!”

Wedding Hashtag Generator Puns: Creating the Perfect Tag

“#SealedWithAKissMeQuick”
“#TyingTheKnotKnowingYou’reTheOne”
“#OurLoveIsWrittenInTheSandcastle” (Perfect for a beach wedding)
“#ForeverAndADayte”
“#ShellWeCelebrateTheHappyCouple?” (For a nautical-themed wedding)
“#HitchedInTheHay” (For a rustic wedding)
“#LettuceCelebrateLove”
“#DonutStopBelievingInLove”
“#WhaleWeBeHappy”
“#FeelingSoBlessedAndCheesed”
“#FinallyOffTheMarket” (Pair with a funny photo)
“#HappilyEverAfterHashtagged”
“#TyingTheKnotAndPoppingBottles”
“#OurLoveStoryIsWrittenInTheStars” (For a celestial-themed wedding)
“#WeDonutKnowWhatWe’dDoWithoutYouHere” (For your guests)

Say “I Do” to These Funny Wedding Puns

“We’re so in love, we could practically hear wedding bells ringing in aisle be.”
“This is a truly momentous occasion, and we can’t wait to whisk you all away to the reception!”
“The cake may be the icing on the cake, but you two are the butter half of each other.”
“Let’s toast to the happy couple! For butter or worse, they’re stuck together now!”
“We hope you have a whale of a time celebrating with us!”
“We’re feeling knotty but happy after tying the knot!”
“This is a match made in heaven, and we’re so grateful to be a part of it!”
“Let’s taco ’bout a beautiful couple! We’re so happy for them!”
“You two are peas in a pod, and we can’t wait to see what the future holds!”
“We’re egg-static to celebrate the love between these two!”
“The dance floor is open! Let’s get this party poppin’!”
“We’re feeling so blessed to be surrounded by loved ones on this special day!”
“Thanks for joining us as we embark on this new adventure together!”
“May your love story be filled with laughter, happiness, and maybe a few good puns!”
“We’re officially off the market! Thanks for celebrating with us

One-Liners to Make Your Wedding Guests Laugh

“Lettuce celebrate the happy couple!”
“I’m soy into you two.”
“This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.”
“We donut know what we’d do without you here!”
“You make miso happy!”
“We’re feeling olive you both very much!”
“This is a brie-lliant day for a wedding!”
“You two are a matcha made in heaven!”
“We’re feeling so blessed and cheesed to be here!”
“Let’s get this party poppin’ – the cork on the champagne, that is!”
“We’re egg-cited to celebrate with you all!”
“May your love be filled with laughter, happiness, and maybe a few good puns!”
“Thanks for joining us as we embark on this new adventure together… hopefully we won’t get lost!”
“We’re officially off the market! Thanks for celebrating with us, and don’t forget to catch the bouquet!”
“I do believe this is the start of something beautiful!”

Personalized Puns: Wedding Puns with Names

Here are some examples, and you can use this format to create puns with any couple’s names!

If the bride’s name is Jessica: “Jessica, you stole a pizza my heart!”
If the groom’s name is Michael: “We’re so happy for Michael and his happily ever after!”
If the couple’s last name is Miller: “The Millers are officially hitched!”
If the bride’s name is Sarah and the groom’s name is David: “Sarah and David are starting a new chapter together, and we’re so happy for them!”
If a guest’s name is Alex: “Hey Alex, we’re so glad you could brie here for the wedding!”
If the couple shares a last name, like Johnson: “Let’s raise a glass to the Johnsons! May their love story be a long and happy one!”
If the officiant’s name is Father James: “A big thank you to Father James for officiating this beautiful ceremony!”
If the couple met at a coffee shop: “These two lovebirds met over coffee, and now they’re brewing up a lifetime of happiness together!”
If the couple has a pet dog named Charlie: “Even Charlie the dog is happy to celebrate his humans’ wedding day!”
If the bride’s nickname is Sunshine: “Sunshine, you truly brighten our lives, and we’re so happy you found your forever love!”
If the groom is a firefighter: “We know [groom’s name] can handle any situation, but we hope married life is a walk in the park for him!”
If the bride is a doctor: “Congratulations to Dr. [bride’s name]! We know she’ll have a prescription for a happy and healthy marriage!”
If the couple loves to travel: “We can’t wait to see where these two lovebirds jet off to next on their life’s journey together!”
If the couple is having a destination wedding: “[Location] is the perfect setting for this beautiful wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple!”
If the bride is a teacher: “Congratulations to the bride, Ms. [bride’s last name]! We know she’ll teach her husband everything he needs to know about a happy marriage!”

Laugh-Out-Loud Last Name Puns for Weddings

For the Johnson couple: “Let’s get this party started! It’s time to celebrate the Johnsons!”
For the Baker couple: “We hope the Bakers have a truly wheatielicious wedding day!”
For the Wright couple: “We know the Wrights are going to have a wonderful marriage!”
For the Moore couple: “We can’t wait to see what the future has in store for the Moores!”
For the King couple: “Long live the Kings! May their reign of love last a lifetime!”
For the Miller couple: “The Millers are officially hitched, and we couldn’t be happier for them!”
For the Bean couple: “Spilling the beans… the Beans are getting married! We wish them a lifetime of happiness.”
For the Sharp couple: “Things are looking sharp for the Sharps today! Congratulations on your wedding!”
For the Knight couple: “Congratulations to the Knights! May your love story be a fairytale come true!”
For the Fox couple: “The Foxes are on the prowl for wedded bliss! We wish them all the best.”
For the Parker couple: “The Parkers are parking it for good… together! We’re so happy for them.”
For the Fisher couple: “We hope the Fishers catch a lifetime of happiness together!”
For the Lee couple: “Congratulations to the Lees! We know they’ll always Lee-ve each other dearly.”
For the Hill couple: “The Hills are alive with the sound of… wedding bells! We wish them a lifetime of love.”
For the Bell couple: “Ring, ring! It’s the Bells’ wedding day! We wish them a lifetime of wedded bliss.”

150+ Celebration Puns: A Hilarious Collection of One-Liners

The Ultimate Guide to Wedding Puns for Instagram

Light up your wedding feed with these punny captions for those unforgettable photos!

Photo of the couple tying their shoes: “We tied the knot, and now we’re feeling knotty but happy!”
Photo of the couple with donuts: “This is the best day ever! We donut know what we’d do without each other!”
Photo of the couple holding a grocery list with “Spouse” crossed off: “We’re officially off the market! Thanks for celebrating with us!”
Photo of the couple clinking glasses: “Let’s toast to the happy couple! Here’s to butter or worse!”
Photo of the couple holding avocado toast: “We’re feeling so grateful for all the love today! You’re the avoca-dos to our toast!”
Photo of the bride getting ready: “Getting hitched and feeling a little bride-nervous… but mostly excited!” (from the bride’s perspective)
Photo of the groom getting ready: “Almost time to say ‘I do’! Feeling butter than ever!” (from the groom’s perspective)
Photo of the wedding cake: “We can’t wait to cut into this pun-tastic cake!”
Photo of the first dance: “We’re waltzing into forever together!”
Photo of the couple with their wedding party: “Our squad is feeling pun-stoppable! Thanks for celebrating with us!”
Photo of the getaway car: “Just married and whisked away on our honeymoon adventure!”
Photo of the reception venue: “Let’s get this party poppin’ – the dance floor is open!”
Photo of funny wedding signs or decorations: “We may have gone a little overboard with the puns, but hey, it’s our wedding day!”
Photo of the sparkler exit: “Sending off the happy couple with a spark-tacular exit!”
Photo of a guest catching the bouquet: “Looks like someone’s next in line for love! Congrats to the bouquet catcher!”

Short and Sweet: Wedding Puns One-Liners

Keep it concise and punny with these quick one-liners for your wedding speeches, toasts, or social media captions:

“We’re egg-static to celebrate our love!”
“You’re the yin to my yang.”
“Let’s taco ’bout a beautiful couple!”
“This is a match made in heaven.”
“We’re feeling so blessed!”
“We’re olive you both very much!” (For toasts)
“This is a brie-lliant day to get married!”
“You two are peas in a pod!”
“We’re feeling grateful and cheesed to be here!”
“May your love story be filled with laughter, happiness, and maybe a few good puns!”
“Cheers to the happy couple! May their love be a-whey-some!” (For toasts with cheese)
“We hope you have a whale of a time celebrating with us!”
“Congratulations on finding your lobster!”
“We can’t wait to see what the future holds for this power couple!”
“May your love be as endless as the buffet line!” (Use with caution!)

Hilarious Wedding Puns for Your Special Day

Spice up your wedding speeches, toasts, and even the ceremony itself with these laugh-out-loud puns!

Officiant (to the groom): “Do you take [bride’s name] to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to cherish, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do you part… or until the dance floor opens?”
(During the best man’s speech): “The groom once told me he was looking for his soulmate. Looks like he finally found his butter half!”
(During the maid of honor’s speech): “[Bride’s name], I always knew you’d find your happily ever after. You deserve a slice of this cake called love!”
(In the wedding vows): “[Partner’s name], you’re the brie to my cheese, and I can’t gouda you enough!”
(As a toast): “Let’s raise a glass to the happy couple! May their love be as endless as the open bar!” (Use with caution!)
(For the cake cutting): “We can’t wait to sink our teeth into this pun-tastic cake… but first, a toast!”
(For the first dance): “This is the start of a waltz-ing good time together!”
(For the bouquet toss): “Alright ladies, catch this bouquet and you might be next in line to find your lobster!”
(For the getaway car): “Just married and whisked away on a pun-believable adventure!”
(For funny wedding signs): “Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and excessive puns.”
(Photo booth props): Speech bubbles with puns like “I do!” “Me too!” and “We’re hitched!”
(For guest book messages): “Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, love, and maybe a few more puns!”
(For wedding favors): Personalized fortune cookies with punny messages about love and marriage.

Captivating Wedding Captions with Puns

Photo of the couple and their dog: “Our fur-ever friend is so happy to celebrate our wedding day!”
Photo of the couple’s rings: “We put a ring on it, and now the puns can officially begin!”
Photo of the wedding cake topper: “Our cake topper is pun-derful, just like our love!”
Photo of the happy couple with sunglasses: “We’re feeling sun-sational on our wedding day!”
Photo of the couple’s first kiss as husband and wife: “Sealed with a kiss… and a pun!”
Photo of the wedding party: “Our squad is feeling pun-stoppable! We couldn’t have asked for a better group to celebrate with.”
Photo of the couple dancing: “We’re dancing the night away… and making up puns as we go!”
Photo of the sparkler exit: “Sending off the happy couple with a spark-tacular exit… and maybe a few more puns!”
Photo of the honeymoon destination: “Touchdown in paradise! Time to relax and unwind… with a few more puns, of course!”
Photo of a funny wedding moment: “This is what wedding day bliss looks like… and a little bit of silliness!”
Photo of the couple thanking their guests: “From the bottom of our hearts (and with a few puns!), thank you for celebrating with us!”
Photo of the wedding dress: “I said ‘yes’ to the dress… and to a lifetime of puns with my love!” (from the bride’s perspective)
Photo of the groom getting ready: “Tying the knot and feeling knotty but happy! Here comes the groom!”
Photo of the wedding menu: “Tonight’s menu features pun-tastic dishes and endless love!”
Photo of the couple’s first dance song: “Our first dance song is the perfect way to kick off a pun-filled night!”

Card-Worthy Wedding Puns for Guests

Spice up your wedding cards with these punny messages for the happy couple!

“Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, love, and maybe a few more puns!”
“Congratulations on finding your lobster! May your love story be truly shell-ebrating!” (For a beach wedding)
“We’re so happy for you both! You’re a matcha made in heaven!”
“Here’s to the happy couple! May your love be as endless as the open bar…” (Use with caution!)
“We can’t wait to see what the future holds for this power couple! We know you’ll conquer every challenge together.”
“You two are peas in a pod, and we’re so happy you found each other!”
“May your love be as cheesy as this pun, and as delicious as the wedding cake!”
“Congratulations on tying the knot! We hope you have a whale of a time celebrating your special day.”
“We’re feeling olive you both very much! Cheers to a lifetime of happiness!”
“This is a brie-lliant day to get married! Wishing you all the best in your new life together.”
“Congratulations on your wedding! May your love story be filled with laughter, happily ever afters, and maybe a few good puns!”
“You’re the yin to my yang, but luckily, you two found each other! We’re so happy for you.” (If you’re giving a card to the couple together)
“We donut know what we’d do without you both in our lives. Congratulations on your wedding!”
“Thanks for inviting us to celebrate your love! We wish you a lifetime of happiness… and maybe a few more puns!”
“We’re egg-static to celebrate your love! Wishing you a lifetime of joy and laughter together.”

Punny Hashtags for Your Wedding

Hashtags are a great way to add personality and fun to your wedding photos on social media. Here are some pun-ty hashtag ideas to get you started:

General Puns:

#JustMarriedAndPunning
#SealedWithAKissMeQuick
#PunsAndHappilyEverAfter
#HitchedAndHilarious
#OurLoveIsPunbelievable
#WeDonutKnowWhatWe’dDoWithoutYou (for guests)
#ILoveYouS’more (especially for a summer wedding)

Name-Specific Puns:

If the couple’s last name is Miller: #MillerTime (play on the beer brand)
If the bride’s name is Jessica: #JessicaSayingIDo
If the groom’s name is Michael: #MichaelsMakingAWife

Theme-Specific Puns:

For a rustic wedding: #HayThereWeGoMarried
For a beach wedding: #ShellebratingOurLove
For a winter wedding: #WeFellInWinter

Food-Themed Puns:

#LettuceCelebrateLove
#WeDonutKnowWhatWe’dDoWithoutYou (for guests)
#CheesingForTheCamera

Dance-Themed Puns:

#ThePerfectWaltz
#PunsAndPartyTime

Remember to keep your hashtags short, memorable, and easy to type!

Bonus Tip: Encourage your guests to use your wedding hashtag by including it on signs, napkins, or even in your wedding program.

Creative Wedding Puns for Your Vows

While some couples prefer a more traditional approach to their vows, others may want to incorporate a touch of humor to express their love. Here are some creative puns you can weave into your vows for a lighthearted and memorable ceremony:

For the romantics: “From this day forward, I promise to love you s’more and s’more, through thick and thin, sunshine and sprinkles.”
For the tech-savvy couple: “You’re the app to my phone, the perfect match that makes my life run smoothly.”
For the bookworms: “You’re the missing chapter to my story, and I can’t wait to see what adventures we write together.”
For the foodies: “You’re the avocado to my toast, the perfect complement that makes everything taste better.”
For the adventurous souls: “You’re the wind beneath my wings, the travel buddy I never knew I needed, and the one I want to explore the world with.”
For the music lovers: “You’re the harmony to my melody, the rhythm to my blues, the soundtrack to my life.”
For the competitive ones: “I promise to always be on your team, even when we’re arguing about who gets the last slice of pizza.” (Use with caution!)
For the animal lovers: “You’re the purrfect cuddle buddy, the sunshine to my sunflower, the one who makes my heart do a happy dance.”
For the gamers: “You’re my player two, the teammate I can always rely on, and the one who makes life a grand adventure.”
For the coffee lovers: “You’re the caffeine to my morning, the pick-me-up I need to face the day, and the one who makes everything brighter.”
For the fashionistas: “You’re the missing piece to my wardrobe, the accessory that completes my look, and the one who makes me feel beautiful inside and out.”
For the environmentally conscious couple: “You’re the sunshine to my solar panels, the wind to my windmill, the partner who inspires me to be a better person.”
For the homebodies: “You’re the comfy blanket on a rainy day, the Netflix partner in crime, the one who makes home feel like the most amazing place to be.”
For the history buffs: “You’re the missing piece of my puzzle, the partner in crime for all my future adventures, and the one who makes every day an exciting journey.”
For the indecisive ones (use with caution!): “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the salt to my pepper, the… actually, I can’t decide because you make everything better!”

Smith Wedding Puns: Making the Common Uncommonly Fun

The Smiths are getting hitched, and it’s time to get smithy with some puns! Here are some ideas to incorporate their last name and create a truly memorable wedding:

Decorations: Hang signs that say “You’ve found your perfect Smith match!” or “Let’s get this party smithing!”
Wedding Favors: Small hammers with a tag that says “Thanks for being a part of our special day!”
Photo Booth Props: Mustaches with the inscription “Mr. Smith” and lips for “Mrs. Smith.”
Cake Topper: A miniature couple hammering a gold heart together.
Guest Book Message: “Wishing the Smiths a lifetime of happiness… they’ve certainly nailed it!”
Social Media Hashtag: #SmithsonianLoveStory (play on the famous museum)
Cocktail Names: “The Blacksmith’s Fizz” or “The Golden Horseshoe”
Officiant (to the groom): “Do you take [bride’s name] to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to cherish, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do you part… or until the dance floor opens?” (add “and you promise to help her with all those DIY projects?” for a playful touch)
(In the wedding vows): “[Partner’s name], you’re the anvil to my hammer, the one who helps me shape a beautiful life together.”
(For the cake cutting): “We can’t wait to sink our teeth into this pun-tastic cake… but first, a toast to the Smiths!”

Wilson Wedding Puns to Wow Your Guests

The Wilsons are saying “I do,” and let’s make sure their wedding is a wild success with these punny ideas!

Decorations: Hang signs that say “Wilson, you’ve stolen my heart!” or “We’re feeling wild about love!” (use animal prints or safari themes)
Wedding Favors: Mini compasses with a tag that says “May your love story be one grand adventure!”
Photo Booth Props: Animal ears and sunglasses for a wild photo op.
Cake Topper: A miniature couple riding a miniature elephant.
Guest Book Message: “Wishing the Wilsons a lifetime of happiness… they’re a wildly perfect pair!”
Social Media Hashtag: #WilsonWonderland
Cocktail Names: “The Wild One” or “The Jungle Juice”
(In the wedding vows): “[Partner’s name], you’re the sunshine on my safari, the one who makes every day an adventure.”
(For the first dance): “This is the start of a waltz we won’t forget… wild and free!”
(For the bouquet toss): “Alright ladies, catch this bouquet and you might be next to find your wild love!”

These are just a few examples, and you can get even more creative by using synonyms or wordplay related to the couple’s last names. Remember, the key is to have fun and add a touch of lightheartedness to their special day!

Conclusion

With this guide, you’re now equipped to weave witty wordplay into every facet of your wedding day.

From vows to captions and hashtags, puns can add a touch of lighthearted fun and create lasting memories for you and your guests.

So, get creative, embrace the cheese (puns!), and let the laughter flow on your special day!

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